Tim Hawkins – “Yoga Pants” (song)
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Tim's live performance at Moraine Valley Church, Palos Heights IL
12/14/2012
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Ok, I used to be a stand up comic for a living. Did it for about three years, and it’s made me something of an observer of comedy and that ephemeral ‘what makes this funny and that not funny’ aesthetic.
And I could go on for a page and a half on just how *genius* the ‘But I’m not a normal person and nobody was home’ is.
I’m a pretty jaded guy and have a black sense of humor and that has got to be the cleanest dirty joke that nearly made me fall out of my computer chair in YEARS
You have probably by now seen more of Tim’s work. He has truly been blessed with a very wacky sense of humor, spot-on comedic timing, incredible musical talent, and just an all around ability to see the absurd in everything and make people laugh…till they about fall out of their chairs! I’ve heard other comedians wax about how they knew early on that Tim had that intangible “it factor” early in his career, which he then honed to perfection. I only just discovered him very recently, so am kicking myself that I knew nothing about him 5, 10, 15 years ago. He’s now semi-retired, but I sure hope he manages to stage a comeback. 😉👍
My husband sings this to me whenever I wear my yoga pants
Love it 😂😂😂
aw man, just as i was thinking of writing a song about yoga pants…
i love this song
Ahahaha, wasn’t expecting that last line!!! 😀
Great Song….. made me laugh
Best Song Ever
Hilarious
I think this song is so funny
YOGA PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!!!:D
LOL
Lyrics! Haha
ya know, he looks like Dale Junior here. A lot…..
Reminds me of Jeffery Dallas hah
People wear them too much
XD
My wife was out for three days to visit her mom
I was supposed to cook and clean while she was gone
Somehow she never buckles under all the demands
I had to know her secret, I had to understand
Well I thought it might be coffee but that gives her the shakes
It might be soap operas but she says they’re too fake
It’s not the car she drives or what she puts in her hair
I realized it’s got to be something that she wears
Yoga pants,
She wears them all day
Yoga pants,
At work and at play
Yoga pants,
What’s all the fuss?
What makes them so special that they keep them from us?
Yoga pants
Well any normal person would leave it alone
But I’m not a normal person and nobody was home
My wife was out of town and the kids were outside
I went into the bedroom and decided I would try her…
Yoga pants, Mh!
So stretchy and thin
Yoga pants, Mh!
Feels like my own skin
Yoga pants, eugh!
Where you been all my life?
I’ve never done yoga, but these make me want to try
Yoga pants, mh!
So soft and so sleek
Yoga pants, mh!
Feels good on my cheeks
Yoga pants, eh!
I’ll just say thanks
I don’t wear yoga pants… I wear Spanx
Yoga pants
Yoga pants